Pater noster in lolcat FTW (
source):
Matthew 6
Jebus tawt about prayz
5 so yu be all leik MCHammertime and pray jus 2 make it 2day and stuff. 6 Ceiling Cat is watching you prostrate but u donut no he is tho. 7 ur pray shood not be made of fail. 8 Ceiling Cat knows what u donut hate. 9 u pray leik dis: Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger. 10 Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly. 11 Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger. 12 And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it. 13
An leed us not into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter. Ceiling
Cat pwns all. Him pwns teh ceiling an flor an walls too. Amen.
14 if u sais sry Ceiling Cat will be leik s'ok iz kewl. 15 if u donut sez sry Ceiling Cat will pwn u.